Melanie's Pole Dancing Threat

Melanie Griffith is going to take pole-dancing classes as a suprise for her husband Antonio Banderas. She says she wants to spice up their nine year marriage.

She is quoted as saying: "I've heard about a place called the S Club - it's a strip club where they teach women to do pole-dancing. I think I'll do that for him. Why not?".

Why not? Because you look like this (look at the pictures). If Melanie wants to keep her marriage, I advise her to ditch the pole dancing idea, pronto.

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