Thursday, April 06, 2006

Katie's Pacifier...

According to Star Magazine she's not allowed to scream while in labor so Tom is having an "adult pacifier" made for her. Poor thing, what has she gotten herself into. She should have left those crazy people when she first had a chance. I haven't given birth to any children myself but I know I wouldn't want some doctor sticking a pacifier in my mouth to shut me up.
Tom Cruise may have found a way to keep Katie Holmes from violating the precepts of Scientology and shrieking in pain when she gives birth to their child. It's a specially crafted adult pacifier, reports Star magazine.

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Tom's PR rep says that this story is false, that there is no pacifier. Well, I hope his rep is telling the truth because that would just be weird. Giving birth to a baby with a pacifier in your mouth, how crazy is that...

Speaking of Katie, Tom Cruise's baby mama was spotted out shopping in Los Angeles on April 4th. Her belly is huge. How long has this girl been pregnant anyway??? It seems like she's been carrying that baby for a looong time...


NY Daily News


43 comments:








Anonymous

said...

could that belly look a lil more fake? i remember when she first had the "bump"....that isht was so f'in phoney.....





Anonymous

said...

That shit does look so fake.





Anonymous

said...

I'd tell him to kiss my ass. Those Scientologists have gone too far with that "quiet labor" shit.





Anonymous

said...

She's really pregnant. There is no fake bump. Tom may be a fag, but somehow he knocked her up. I saw her in person in Manhattan and her face even looks pregnant because her nose is swollen and her face is still cute, but very puffy.





Anonymous

said...

Looks like she made a deal with the devil, because Tom Cruise is certifiable crazy! Poor thing.

"Adult pacifier", "silent labor", WTF??
If she wanna scream while pushing out a 6-9 pound baby, then that's her right. Could they be any more ridiculous? Yet, another reason why I don't understand this scientologist stuff.





Anonymous

said...

She may be really pregnant, but it still looks like a basketball...awkward even.





Anonymous

said...

Ummm that looks so fake....





Anonymous

said...

That looks so fake, but I feel sorry for Katie for following Tom's religion.She doesn't know what she's getting herself into. And she should tell him to kiss her asssince she's the one giving birth.





Nee

said...

Isn't it just like a man to tell a woman what SHE can't do during child birth? I have two kids--and TRUST--if a man had to push something like that out of his body he wouldn't be making up a religion with that stupid ass rule. On a side note, that shit looks very fake--I'm almost positive there's a real pregnant woman somewhere that's giving up her baby for adoption...





Sweety

said...

Tom has lost his dam mind.How in the hell can you tell a woman what to do when she is the one in excrucating pain?? I have never had kids but my best friend has and from what she has been telling me it hurts a million times worser then cramps.Telling me to stay silent during labor is foolish!I'll end up killing his ass lol.I sooo agree with nee,they are probably adopoting.I dont think she is pregnant just look at her.I know that some females stay the same size during pregnancy and there belly just grows but nothing about this woman screams pregnant.We all know a pregnant woman when we see it.Look at those jeans they are way too tight for a pregnant woman to wear.And in the very last picture that shit looks like a pillow.Im not buying it!!!!





Julia_Claudine_Deveraux

said...

That bump looks mad crazy. Tom Cruise is 2 kinds of crazy...homeboy needs help STAT. What did he promise her to get her to go through with this charade?





Anonymous

said...

Rosemary's baby...





Anonymous

said...

It really does look fake. But let's hope for her good Catholic girl sake that she's not bull----
Because I don't believe Tom's religion is going to get her any props on judgement day........





Anonymous

said...

Catholic's are not supposed to have children out of holy wedlock





Anonymous

said...

It really does look fake. But let's hope for her good Catholic girl sake that she's not bull----
Because I don't believe Tom's religion is going to get her any props on judgement day........





MeikMeik

said...

That silent birth mess is ridiculous! If she makes any sound it should be the sound of her bustin a smack across Tom's face.





Trish

said...

yeah sweety- this chic CAN'T be pregnant- that bump looks more like some pillow or som'n like that.





something_sexy

said...

it that real...she looks funny...





Anonymous

said...

2 kinds of crazy. That shit was hilarious.
I've never seen a belly that looks like that.





Anonymous

said...

wtf did tom do to her...he got this chick actin a damn fool like him, with that square-ass pillow. she could have gotten a round one.





Anonymous

said...

I don't know. I just had my baby three weeks ago, and I was only like 110 lbs. to begin with. I only gained weight in the belly and NOWHERE else, so my stomach stuck straight out like that. It might be real.





Anonymous

said...

She's probably really pregnant, just the way she has her coat buttoned and the silk shirt, and her being toothpick size doesn't help either. She's just all tummy.





Anonymous

said...

there's no way that that's her real belly





Anonymous

said...

I'm sorry but that looks nasty most women look cute when they are preggers but she looks awful! poor girl!





toya

said...

hmm, I agree with everyone else, the belly looks fake here..like she prb. gon ahve twins or something or its looking like a fake stuffed pillow. she look like she about to have the baby tho,cause her tummy is dropping.





Anonymous

said...

it's real i see her belly button sticking out





Anonymous

said...

Its fake.When you are pregnant your stomach starts at the lower part of your breast then it ends at the top part of your vagina.her's dosent do that it starts at the lower part of her breast then it ends in the middle section.ITS FAKE!!!





Anonymous

said...

that shit is a mess!





not2nitebaby

said...

This pic does look fake, but on other pics I've seen of her, she really looks pregnant. But on the real though, I think Tom was telling everyone that Katie was pregnant before she actually got pregnant. How else would you explain how long she's been carrying that little thetan?





Anonymous

said...

For a 26/27 year old she certainly looks old. It's all that scientology nonsense the couch-jumper is feeding her... Boo.





Anonymous

said...

Man, we need to start a "FREE KATIE CAMPAIGN".
Tom Cruise is crazy, he should not be allowed to have kids. Just aint right subjecting helpless kids to that kind of craziness.





Anonymous

said...

Well, I've had two babies, and if it's true, I can tell you right now, that pacifier shit ain't gon' work. Childbirth is a very painful experience. If you're not going to let the girl have an epidural, at least let her ass scream. I hate men. Cause you know only a man could come up with that "silent birth" shit.





Renay

said...

When i was pregnant with my son i told my self that i was going to have natural birth no epidural no nothing.But things changed lol.When I got to 6 cm and thought I'd scream if the pain got any harder I said drug my ass up!!!Men should not have any say so, on what goes on in the delivery room because they dont know how bad that shit hurts they dont go through it at all.If tom wants her to go natural and to stop her screams by putting a binky in her mouth he has really lost his dam mind. how about this, how about he puts his hand in her mouth so she can bite that shit off.





Rockstar

said...

Her belly always looks fake. I've never seen a pregnant woman's belly look that fake.





Anonymous

said...

IT IS OFFICIAL: TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY! I don't care how many movies a man has been in or how much i may have always wanted to be with him or what religion he is. There is no MAN that is going to tell me NOT to scream or talk or make whatever sounds during childbirth. He surely would not be able to put a pacifier in my mouth during labor! I'm sure Katie must be like "What the HELL did I get myself into?!"





Anonymous

said...

Silent birth??? I'd tell him he better be silent while I"m kicking his freakin ass. You can tell she's a young naive white girl. Some 30-ish black woman would've told Tom's gay ass to take a hike and leave his checkbook on the goddamn counter.





Anonymous

said...

THAT SHIT GOTTA BE FAKE! WHAT IS SHE HAVIN TWINS NOW OR SUMMIN? THAT'S FAKE!





Anonymous

said...

Katie Holmes is pregnant? Who knocked her up?





bri

said...

bitch PLEASE

get that basketball from underneath your shirt and run away from tom's crazy ass!





Anonymous

said...

Is she smuggling eight black rappers and two striking Mexicans under there???!!!





Anonymous

said...

yep.6:30^.he's crazy and that scientology stuff is alittle scary..I feel bad for her and her parents who are probably worried about her.She has aged in her face while Tom appears to be looking younger! He's draining the youth right out of her. I'm a scary B**** so I'm going to go Anon this time. I don't want any scientology wacks knocking on my door!LOLOLOL





Anonymous

said...

I agree that that looks fake too, but I'm thinking a gust of wind got under her shirt or something, cuz the girl IS really pregnant.





Anonymous

said...

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