Michael Jackson is Weird... tell me something I don't know

I really don't know what to write about it, so I'll just say this. Michael Jackson will be acting in a B-list movie called "Miss Cast Away"

"Miss Cast Away" begins with a plane full of beauty contestants crash-landing on a deserted island. Captain Maximus Powers (Roberts) and co-pilot Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter, from "Police Academy 7") have to pacify their curvaceous passengers while avoiding such threats as Jurassic Pork (an enormous prehistoric pig) and a collection of surly apes building an ark that would make Noah proud.

The pop superstar, meanwhile, appears as "Agent M.J.," a shadowy figure collaborating with the Vatican — right, the Vatican — to manipulate the shipwrecked crew.

I don't think Michael Jackson is comfortable unless people are calling him Wacko Jacko. I'll leave you with that, you can read more about Michael Jackson's acting by clicking here .

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