Britney's "Ex-Husband" is Stupid

Britney's first "husband", Jason Alexander, said he had "no idea" she became his wife as a joke. He said she didn't give him time to read the marriage contract before she made him agree to an annulment and therefore he was left with no money.

He fumes, "I never thought the wedding was a joke. I was serious about everything I said. But being married to Britney Spears was s**t.

"People think that I was paid-off but I got zero, nothing. Every time I pull up in my car, people go, 'Britney bought you that, huh?' I want to break their face."

Okay, he said being married to Britney was shit, but he was only married to her for 55 hours, what he and Britney had was not a marriage. From reading his quote you can see that he obviously wasn't serious about the marriage either, all he saw was dollar signs. I bet he gets even more pissed when he sees Kevin with Britney. He's probably thinking 'I'm supposed to be the loser Britney takes care of, not Kevin'.
Jason is really milking that whole "I was married to Britney" thing. Jason, please, GET A LIFE!!

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