Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Britney Married A Cokehead??

No, I'm not talking about Kevin Federline. Some British guy named Richard Bacon said he married Britney in March of 2002. This guy was supposedly a star of some sort (he acted in a children's show called "Blue Peter"but was fired for taking cocaine). Well anyway, here's what he said...

Bacon told listeners on his London Capital radio show: "I went down on one knee in front of her and said 'would you marry me?' and she said 'hey sure'. .

I signalled to the vicar, the vicar walks in with the real marriage certificate. I sign it, she signs it, vicar pronounces us married. "I'm walking off when this massive security guard comes after me, takes the certificate and tears it up as he realised what I'd done and that it was legally binding."

"You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up which means I actually could still be legally married to Britney, which means her marriage to Kevin doesn't exist and that Britney Spears is a bigamist."
But don't take him too seriously. Afterall, he uses cocaine and we all know that addicts are not very honest. Remember Whitney Houston's "Crack is Wack" speech.

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    MISS THANG

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    That Brit is one crazy bitch,I think the dizzy broad did marry this loser,it wouldn't be the first or the second time she married a loser.





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